You walk into any apartment complex and what you see? Of course, vertical blinds. The one reason why you see them is because they are cheap, easy to install and easy to replace.
You may see vertical blinds in your local mobile home but I'd be surprised if you see them in your mansions on the other side of town. This is for the obvious reason that they look cheap. Any regal homeowner wouldn't be caught dead putting up a paisley fabric that matches the inside of a community swimming pool. Even Helen Keller would be offended by seeing some of choices made by tacky homeowners across America. When did we decide that lime green window blinds would be awesome next to the lime green sofa in the same room?
If you ever walk into a home and see window blinds you can be sure of one thing; the owner didn't have enough money to buy real window blinds. They went the cheap route and went for the vertical blinds because they don't have enough money left over from buying their house to afford nice window treatments.
If you choose to window blind your houses then I say to you I will not go quietly into that good night. I will shout from the rooftop of your tackiness and yell as I run down the streets of your cheapness as you chase me with your rider mower.
Vertical blinds are a poor man's upgrade. They show the lack of creativity in designing an appealing room. Skimping on window treatments by adding tacky vertical blinds is like displaying a bottle of ketchup next to a Van Gogh.
What parent wouldn't be happy with vertical blinds? When you kids have a big party while you are a church retreat you will never know the captain of the football team puked all over them. Your kids had the smarts to conveniently clip them off their hooks, hose them down in the backyard and clip them right back on. And your kids are very intelligent as they waited for them do try before putting them back.
And what would the proverbial six hour a day do without their window blinds? Spending all that wasted time cleaning house can really cramp a watcher's style. How can anyone expect to clean his or her window treatments and know if Victoria will confess to Jake that it might not be his baby?
They are great for those who want to spend less time on housework too. Just a little dusting once a month and you are good to go. While you are at it you can lay down some astro-turf on the floor to match. Who doesn't want more free time to play games all day on the computer or watch soap operas, priorities guys!
So go ahead America and keep buying those window blinds. You are keeping jobs open and maintaining the middle class lifestyle. You are furthering the belief all over the world that Americans have class. That we will not be degraded regarding our window treatments and if we have to use more than a moist towelette to get our house work done then we will rise in protest and throw down to defend our right to be lazy. - 29954
You may see vertical blinds in your local mobile home but I'd be surprised if you see them in your mansions on the other side of town. This is for the obvious reason that they look cheap. Any regal homeowner wouldn't be caught dead putting up a paisley fabric that matches the inside of a community swimming pool. Even Helen Keller would be offended by seeing some of choices made by tacky homeowners across America. When did we decide that lime green window blinds would be awesome next to the lime green sofa in the same room?
If you ever walk into a home and see window blinds you can be sure of one thing; the owner didn't have enough money to buy real window blinds. They went the cheap route and went for the vertical blinds because they don't have enough money left over from buying their house to afford nice window treatments.
If you choose to window blind your houses then I say to you I will not go quietly into that good night. I will shout from the rooftop of your tackiness and yell as I run down the streets of your cheapness as you chase me with your rider mower.
Vertical blinds are a poor man's upgrade. They show the lack of creativity in designing an appealing room. Skimping on window treatments by adding tacky vertical blinds is like displaying a bottle of ketchup next to a Van Gogh.
What parent wouldn't be happy with vertical blinds? When you kids have a big party while you are a church retreat you will never know the captain of the football team puked all over them. Your kids had the smarts to conveniently clip them off their hooks, hose them down in the backyard and clip them right back on. And your kids are very intelligent as they waited for them do try before putting them back.
And what would the proverbial six hour a day do without their window blinds? Spending all that wasted time cleaning house can really cramp a watcher's style. How can anyone expect to clean his or her window treatments and know if Victoria will confess to Jake that it might not be his baby?
They are great for those who want to spend less time on housework too. Just a little dusting once a month and you are good to go. While you are at it you can lay down some astro-turf on the floor to match. Who doesn't want more free time to play games all day on the computer or watch soap operas, priorities guys!
So go ahead America and keep buying those window blinds. You are keeping jobs open and maintaining the middle class lifestyle. You are furthering the belief all over the world that Americans have class. That we will not be degraded regarding our window treatments and if we have to use more than a moist towelette to get our house work done then we will rise in protest and throw down to defend our right to be lazy. - 29954
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